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Dress Up Link
http://www.addictinggames.com/dressuplink.html
A way to dress Link up in the most outragus outfits ever!
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You've know you've been playing too much Zelda when...
1. You run into people's houses you don't know and break their vases and pots.
2. You try to convince your geography teacher that there is a land called Hyrule.
3. You sing to cows for milk.
4. You build Hover Boots and walk off a cliff.
5. You go and look for bombs to open that crack in your room wall.
6. You roll down hills hoping to grow spikes from your back.
7. You talk to owls hoping for help. (which you definitely need by now)
8. You start a Bombers' Club.
9. You jump off a cliff with a flower in each hand hoping to fly.
10. You break the game open to free all the fairies.
11. You start killing chickens for fun, and expect a whole flock to chase you.
12. You use sticks to light any fire.
13. You wonder around looking for the next dungeon.
14. You keep shooting people in the eyes with arrows, and saying you were trying to make a door open.
15. You attack your shadow.
16. You wonder where your fairy went.
17. You put on Halloween masks, and wonder why you are not transforming.
18. When anyone tries to hug you, you run away and yell "Get away from me you Goron!"
19. When you pull the Meter Stick out from behind the books in the science room, grab a book and hold it like a shield, and threaten your teacher that if they don't hand over Zelda you will be forced to slay them with the Master Sword.
20. When you call your girlfriend Zelda, and if she asks you what you're talking about and you say that she's under Ganondorf's evil spell.
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You know you've still been playing TOO much Zelda when...
You only wear green clothesWhen your parents ask you to take a bath you say yeah sure I just gotta find the Triforce firstAll you drink is milk and you don't eatYou see a fat guy outside then run outside and say can I have your autograph Darunia?
You chase chickens around for fun
You always wear a long hat and NEVER take it off
You go into a ranch jump on a horse and say I finally got Epona without having to beat you in a race Ingo!
You carry milk in a bottle all day and don't drink after it's been out in the sun.
You don't wash your bottles after you've put bugs in them.
You think carrying a sword around is fine since nobody stops Link if he has a sword.
You sleep with all your clothes and shoes on.
You sleep only once and then run around all day and all night.
You swim with your clothes on.
You wonder why your clothes are wet after you swim; Link's aren't.
You wonder why your school doesn't offer Hylian as a foreign language.
You wonder why people yell at you when you barge into their houses without knocking; Link does that all the time.
You wonder why people yell at you for breaking their pots.
You wonder why people yell at you for taking rupees (jewels) that you find around their houses.
You roll into trees hoping that bombs with fall out.
You cut down bushes.
You wonder why people yell at you when you cut down their bushes.
You think you can play the ocarina even though you've never even touched one.
You play warp songs and are disappointed that you don't warp.
You go to a temple and look for the door of time.
You drink a green liquid and think that when you spin with a sword in your hand that fire will shoot out.
You scrape your knee and chop down bushes looking for little hearts.
You think a firefly is a fairy.
The only thing you ever drink is milk.
You pay some guy 200 dollars for a bottle of milk, drink it, and think that you have unlimited magic.
You go to museums and look everywhere for a scroll telling about the triforce.
You wonder why they don't teach about Link but teach about saps like Napoleon, who almost controlled the world but didn't save it from magic (like Link did).
You think that a bag the size of your fist can hold 40 bombs, each the size of your head.
You slash at chickens and get yelled at for killing the chickens
You pick up a chicken and jump off a roof thinking you can fly (and breaking your leg)
You cut down bushes and go inside a house and think that when you come out the bushes will be there
You yell and whimper but you never talk
You plant a bean seed and think that after seven years it will become a flying plant
You catch a bug and release it and is disappointed that it doesn't turn into three bugs
Everytime you get something new you turn around and hold it up in the air
Your mom and dad are worried 'cause your room is full of bottles with hearts in them.
You are at or have a Zelda fan site.
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